The Truth About Those Scottish Clichés

Every country has its stereotypes and Scotland is certainly a place with some ingrained character traits when it comes to film and TV. Who hasn’t watched at least some of Braveheart or an episode of Outlander? But what is the truth about those Scottish clichés? Well we thought we’d settle a few here.

1. It always rains in Scotland
Ok well we can’t really get a way from this one – it rains a lot and it can be a whole new kind of rain that you might not of experienced before where it’s so windy and wet you can’t see in front of you. BUT we do get sunshine and summer does exist, I swear! Plus all that rain makes our views that much more green and epic with the sun does come out.

And if you want to argue daylight hours we certainly get our fair share during Summer with daytime typically lasting more that 17 hours at it’s peak. If you head to Orkney, you’re looking at more than 18 hours in summer!
 2. Everyone wears a kilt 
Sorry guys, that one is a no. For a start, kilts are a guys only thing and typically you’ll see kilts at weddings, family events and football matches and less so on the street. But that doesn’t mean they are not around. Get yourself to a ceilidh on your visit here and you’ll see plenty. And yes, being a “true Scotsman” is very much a thing, but please don’t lift guys kilts to check –  it’s the rudest thing you could ever do and it means the tradition is being lost as men don’t want to be harassed by tourists when they’re just going about their business.
3. There’s a Loch Ness Monster 
Monster is a bit harsh but 100% true. However, just like those men in kilts Nessie can get quite shy but if you’re very patient and very quiet you might spot her.  A little misconception is that there is a Nessie in every loch. Our Nessie is one of a kind and you’ll only find her in Loch Ness in the Highlands so make sure to include some time nature watching to see if you catch a glimpse.

4. Everyone has red hair in Scotland 
Sadly not, while we do have the highest percentage population in the world of natural red head that still only equates to 13% of us but those recessive genes do have a fun habit of cropping up when least expected and there are multiple lines in both mine and Andrew’s families.  Apparently 40% of us carry the genes!

5. We all eat Haggis and Deep Fried Mars Bars 
As much as I hate this one I had to bring it up. Deep Fried Mars Bars were not a thing. It started out with one little chip shop in Aberdeen as a novelty but it has become a world famous thing. You might be able to find these in city centre fish and chip shops but only to bring in the tourist crowd. I’ve never had one, never seen one and never even seen one advertised but you never know it might be tasty. Now haggis? You’ll find in most supermarkets year round and I am partial to a haggis, neeps and tatties on a fairly regular basis but for most people it’s only served in the home around Burns Night in January . If you’re looking to give it a try (and I strongly suggest you do – there are veggie options too) then head to a Scottish restaurant or many of the pubs to see what all the fuss is about.
6. A Sheep on the road is a traffic jam in Scotland 
Well, sometimes. Scotland does have a lot of single track roads and open grazing land but it’s not what’s usually causing the hold up in town or cities. That being said, if you’re out in the countryside do keep an eye out for the odd fleecy escapee cause these guys do have habit of suddenly appearing from under a hedge or deciding to run out in front when you try to pass. Drive slowly and carefully around animals on the road and you’ll be just fine.

7. You’ll never understand a word
We can’t guarantee you’ll understand everything that a Scottish person says but we’re a friendly bunch and we try our best. Scottish accents vary massively form region to region and we use plenty of our own words which you won’t find in an English dictionary but typically most people don’t have an issue with communicating. I’ve travelled plenty of places in the world and never had any big problems. You’ll also see plenty of Gaelic around when travelling but most signs will be bilingual and just ask a local if you need help!

What are the top cliches where you come from? And are any of them true?

9 Comments

  1. Great list and great truths. In Washington State we get the same cliche "it rains all the time" and while it does rain, we get sunshine I too. And, the eastern side of the state is desert. Scotland is high on my list of places to visit. I totally believe in Nessy!

  2. I just got back from a 16 day road trip around Scotland. I didn't see a single kilt, didn't spot Nessie, didn't come across deep fried Mars bars. Sometimes I had a difficult time understanding the Scottish. Your rain is indeed something I have never seem before. It rains for 5 minutes then it's nice and sunny. Indeed everything is lush and gorgeous when the sun is out! 🙂

  3. Haha thanks for busting some of these myths – I visited Scotland over new years a few years back, and had an incredible time, was quite amazed that it really didn't rain! And the only people I saw in kilts were tourists, at the bars, who delighted in getting to drunk and mooning everyone lol! Haha but I did laugh at the "you'll never understand a word" because the accent is definitely thick!! But you get the gist, and it makes for a fun and memorable conversation!

  4. I actually think it doesn't rain as much as people like to say… personally, my reception of rain has changed a lot since I moved to Scotland, so I also don't necessarily think "it rains" the same way as others do 😉 I'm from Austria and a lot of the stereotypes people have about my country are actually very rural images – wearing traditional clothing, yodelling etc. – as a city girl from Vienna I could never relate to any of these stereotypes at all!

  5. Love this post! I went to Scotland for the first time last June, thinking I would not be able to understand anything. It turns out (as you said) Scottish accents do vary, and I did not have any difficulty understanding what people said. (It's even easier to understand than some Yorkshire accents around where I live now) 🙂

  6. I'm guilty of thinking it's always cloudy in Scotland! Thanks for sharing all these fun facts about Scotland. How annoying that tourists feel that it's ok to lift the kilt of someone they don't know.

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